East solves staff shortage
In a bold move to remedy the school’s shortage of teachers, bus drivers and other personnel, Principal Jesse Casey announced Tuesday that East will be expelling roughly half of its students....
View ArticleUnidentified flying object spotted over East
The spring breeze blew gently as students frolicked on Freshman Hill. It was the last week before spring break and everyone was loudly chatting about their plans However, conversations...
View ArticlePAC canceled, school collectively breaks down
As everyone filed into their first period classes, students eagerly checked their email, excited at what wonderful news they would be delivered by each of the colleges that inexplicably had their...
View ArticlePhonics hooked me, I had let go
I was born at a very young age. To say it was hard would be an understatement. I couldn’t walk, I couldn’t talk, I soiled myself daily and I cried myself to sleep every night. Worst of all, I was...
View ArticleThe truth about graduation rehearsal
East seniors were shocked this week to learn of Principal Jesse Casey’s plot to have them kidnapped and replaced by robots at the June 9 graduation rehearsal. The sinister scheme came to...
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We’ve run out of things to complain about
Dear East Chapel Hill, Here at the ECHO, we pride ourselves on the innovation we’ve made in the field of complaining, and yet, we are sad to announce that the East Chapel Hill Observer...
View ArticleEast Chapel Hill: Running Toward Punctuality
The primary modifications to the policy center around a complete overhaul of its consequences. Instead of serving lunch detention, students will now be required to run laps around the football field...
View ArticleHow to be a funny high schooler
Do you ever find it hard to interact with people? Convinced everyone hates you? Does school life make you feel dead inside? If you can relate to any of the above you may believe your social...
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Top-10 Gingers of all time
Gingers make up less than 2 percent of the population–a true minority. Here are our picks for the top 10 gingers of all time: Ed Sheeran This guy is your mom’s favorite singer. Ed Sheeran is the...
View ArticleECHO exclusive: Hot new couple stuns with potential baby names
Movie star Bob Scott has just announced he is expecting twins with wife Zara Hellman. These will be his first kids with Hellman, and his 19th and 20th kids total. After months of global speculation,...
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